i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
Randomize
