she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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