Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
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