Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
Randomize
