HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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