I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
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