She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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