i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
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