Don't you send me to vm
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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