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(443): View more from Maryland

Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore

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(518): View more from New York

alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?

(1-518): View more from New York

dude. you drew those with your dick

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(604): View more from British Columbia

She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.

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(516): View more from New York

I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.

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(423): View more from Tennessee

You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."

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(850): View more from Florida

Male strippers are involved. You are coming

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(620): View more from Kansas

I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.

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(208): View more from Idaho

eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby

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