1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
You are a booty call, not a friend.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
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