he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
he was CRYING into my vagina
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
you never un-have a 4some
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
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