You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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