Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
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