google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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