if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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