I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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