just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
we're making bets on your personal life
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
