What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
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