you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
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