so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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