yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
Randomize
