quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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