fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
So for two years my friend Mark has been building a catapult in his basement. Yesterday he realized it's too big to get it out.
You need to give me a reason immediately why he is your friend.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
Randomize
