i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
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