i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
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