its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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