glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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