hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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