I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
MIDGETS
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First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
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