My friends, they love my intelligence
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
we made out on top of his cat.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
