Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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