The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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