So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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