Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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