I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
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