I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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