just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
Still dying that you shit outside
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
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