I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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