Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I haven't been this sober since birth.
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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