i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
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