Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
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