I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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