By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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