it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
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