i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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