Whatcha textin bout Willis?
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
Randomize
