i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
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