Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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