i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
Semen is not good for contacts.
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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